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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seriously, you could actually take a good fraction of our snarkier stuff and repackage it as fodder for wingnuts. You could even insert "Poe" and "Law" into the name of the "blog", and they'd never catch on... sort of how Conservapedia is full of hilarious prank entries that the wingnuts who run the site can't identify as such.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Fact Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Communications"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, but you can't pay the rent with love.

Umm.. yeah, I know ... but not <i>really.</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

See if maybe one of the <a href="http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/world\/sulu-sultan-invades-sabah-to-stake-claim-20130304-2fgu8.html" target="_blank">Sultans of <strike>Swing</strike> Sulu </a>will pay for good press. You could piss off the Malaysians at the same time -- think of it as working against Trevino and his shills.

bobbert's avatar

Something something Soros-baht.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if yer wonket is really hurting for cash, I may have a solution. I know this guy that is a Malaysian prince*, he's been wanting to wire me some of his lottery winnings. All I need is someone's banking info...

*verified on Snopes.com

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and they pay in Moosehead and maple syrup- breakfast of champions