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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

KlaaaAYMEN!! (THANK YOU LORD) AgemAAAMEN!! (THANK YOU)

The prayer? "Please Lord, Make My Enemies Ridiculous"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's the FleshLight Platinum Xtreme 2000.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Gosh seems like only yesterday when a wingnut could just say entirely untrue things and everyone just echoed them all across the media. Like "BENGHAZI!!"

Oh, wait, that was the day BEFORE yesterday.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

AND that forehead has been polished to high shine! All the best trophies are kept tarnish-free!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“homosexuals account for half the murders in large cities”</i>

And pathological liars account for %100 of BS factoids like that one.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

An asshole that I am FB friends with right now went on a homophobic rant this week about it bein' a sin (oh, and and evolution's a lie, did you know?) For diplomatic community theatre reasons I cannot just tell him to fuck off and delete him right now, but as soon as the current show is done, he's gone. And I just changed my profile picture to the pretty pink and red equality logo, just to piss him off. Oh, and I checked, and our mutual friends include a couple of gay guys who have been in a long-term relationship and have been talking about getting married. So they got to read his assholery as well. Fucking asshole.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I agree that he shouldn't be a total and complete asshole, but he is incapable of change- truly arrogant beyond belief- and I have to deal with him as producer of the show I'm directing til the middle of May. So I'm settling for subtlety til then.

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fuflans's avatar

is community theatre worth it?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Short-term, yes.

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fuflans's avatar

dave, honey, you and miss lady could definitely benefit from some filthy gay fashion in your life.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I rarely see this crap on FB, mostly because I limit whom I friend. This guy should never have made it on my list, but I find it interesting that not only has his rant gotten no comments yea or nay, but not even a single like. My guess is that people are just ignoring him in the hopes he will go away. I don't think it's intimidation so much as lack of energy. Meanwhile, I'm a gonna post more stuff to piss him off.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That acquisition would conflict with his unquestioning faith.

Plus any self-respecting brain would reject him.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I wish I knew what he is doing there. Meanwhile, I have to put up with him, for the sake of the other 30 people involved in the production.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Whenever Dave Agema displays his formidable intellect or compassion, you know I'm Rather Enjoying This.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Theatre is the last refuge for heterosexuals?

To meet hot, easy art chicks?

Wants to be the next Chuck Norris?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"An asshole that I am FB friends with..."</i>

That doesn't narrow it down much.

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