Everyone's A Winner In Wonkette's Mayor Pete Buttigieg Merch Contest!
Just kidding.
You came, you saw, you voted. Who your winners? You got a THROUPLE!
Boy Scout from Jo!
Pete in Black and White from Lara!
And Young Gifted and Gay from Mark and Klaus!
Shop shop shop, buy buy buy! Now you will not be naked.
Clearly I need to workshop this design as the intent is to communicate that there are two excellent candidates, and that we have the luxury of deciding which is better for once instead of which is worse. Hence the inversion of ‘lesser of two evils.’
Might help if it was an actual graphic and not plain text.
It's true. When I had a house full of mostly good looking roommates, the only one who lounged around in his skivvies was the pasty, pimply lump who left sweaty back hair on the furniture.