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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hear kids today are calling it Buttext.

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Well, it's supposedly doubled. Doesn't that basically count as "everyone"?

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Ikimizi's avatar

He thinks the increased name recognition will make all the difference.

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PsycWench's avatar

Darren Wilson has most likely gone into hiding because of fear of buttsex.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Krakatoa was heard up to 3000 miles away, but the first shot at Lexington and Concord was heard 'round the world. Murrica! Schoolhouse Rocks tells the real story <a href="http:// <a href="http://.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6i..."" target="_blank">.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6i..."</a> target="_blank"> <a href="http://.https://" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ikO6LMxF4">www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6i..." target="_blank">.https://" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ikO6LMxF4">www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6i...

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Lot_49's avatar

Well, results from the Zagreb report may be definitive in Croatia, but what about in the US and A?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Maybe if they'd gotten the title right. Krakatoa is west of Java.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If anal is sweeping the nation blame Jessica Cutler.

And Wonkette, of course! The website that brought us Duh Gov' (who scored so low in the recent Value Voters 2016 Preferred Presidential Candidate Straw Poll I can't find out if one person voted for her or was it two?).

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Damn!!We almost had this here butt fucking taken care of cept for the gheys of course then them 2 girls what calls themself Garfunkel and Oates started with that fuck me in the ass cause I love Jeebus song and we are right back at the drawing board

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

google "abstinence only"...

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

or there is is explanatory video

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Nice to see wonkette return to her roots - buttsex - where it all began.

Whatever happened to Jessica Cutler?

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