Everything Going According To Plan, According To AP

Why did Sluggo quit baseball? Who didn't shut it down? Why is there so much crack in Cairo? These are the stories making news at 3 a.m. in Washington D.C. and midnight somewhere else, maybe the West Coast.

And we didn't manage to put up a new post on Sunday evening, because of Issues with "sluggers" and "Slugworth" and other such problems. But we'll be back withIt's Morning In Americain just a few hours, so hurry up and go to sleep! [ 9 & 10 News/AP ]