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We all need to do what we can to help Wonkette stay afloat - "Don't be a Dick. Click."

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That's Jessica Alba's shiny old butt. Well, not a very old butt, she was what? In her twenties? When that movie was made. Right up there with Jacqueline Bisset in "The Deep." And Kate Hudson holds her own in "Fool's Gold."

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Clean his closet?

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I am willing to believe she knew nothing of the alleged misuse of funds. I also believe she knows nothing of reality.

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That photo… the eyes…so blank… so empty.

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But Jesus told her it was OK!!!

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Totally unrelated to the article, but you have an ad from a pen company on this page. Awesome!!! An ad for something that's actually useful, at least to us Oldz who actually know what a pen is and how to use it. With the understanding that you get a few more pearls of barley thrown into your bowl for each click, I won't hesitate to give ads like that a bunch of clicks every time I see them, so keep it up.

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She has probably heard that quote a hundred times when Mr. Bachmann starts defending his hetero-ness.

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Please please please let her go away and find a new career as Marcus' butter sculpture model.

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Even in butter, those eyes would be creepy. Maybe even more so...

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Actually, she probably started using it because of his repeated attempts to refuse her sexytime advances.

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HuffPost has a follow-up article: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/05\/03\/baby-goat-on-pig_n_3210938.html\?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular" target="_blank">Goat Reveals Playing On A Pig Is The Best Thing Ever</a>.

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I think I just fell in love with you...

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