Beloved nut Michele Bachmann, whom we mostly picture these days as a wee Roomba whirring around on the carpet of her House offices sucking up dropped pain pills, is having some legal problems lately.
That's Jessica Alba's shiny old butt. Well, not a very old butt, she was what? In her twenties? When that movie was made. Right up there with Jacqueline Bisset in "The Deep." And Kate Hudson holds her own in "Fool's Gold."
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HuffPost has a follow-up article: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/05\/03\/baby-goat-on-pig_n_3210938.html\?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular" target="_blank">Goat Reveals Playing On A Pig Is The Best Thing Ever</a>.
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That&#039;s Jessica Alba&#039;s shiny old butt. Well, not a very old butt, she was what? In her twenties? When that movie was made. Right up there with Jacqueline Bisset in &quot;The Deep.&quot; And Kate Hudson holds her own in &quot;Fool&#039;s Gold.&quot;
Clean his closet?
I am willing to believe she knew nothing of the alleged misuse of funds. I also believe she knows nothing of reality.
That photo&hellip; the eyes&hellip;so blank&hellip; so empty.
But Jesus told her it was OK!!!
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She has probably heard that quote a hundred times when Mr. Bachmann starts defending his hetero-ness.
Please please please let her go away and find a new career as Marcus&#039; butter sculpture model.
Even in butter, those eyes would be creepy. Maybe even more so...
Actually, she probably started using it because of his repeated attempts to refuse her sexytime advances.
HuffPost has a follow-up article: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/05\/03\/baby-goat-on-pig_n_3210938.html\?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular" target="_blank">Goat Reveals Playing On A Pig Is The Best Thing Ever</a>.
I think I just fell in love with you...