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I am a Canadian who has not laced on a pair of skates in 30 years. Just sayin'

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Holy fuck. I googled this and she first started whining about Wonkette and ppbs in 2006. <a href="http://michellemalkin.com/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://michellemalkin.com/2006/05/20/do-you-think...">http://michellemalkin.com/2...

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Oh shit. Oh damn. I skipped most of this thread, but then I decided to look into the subject a bit, and I found <a href="http:\/\/pulitzercenter.org\/blog\/untold-stories\/price-sexual-torture-usd-181month" target="_blank">this</a>. It's just words, just journalism, but it is NOT SAFE FOR -- anywhere, really. So I now know that, aside from the racism, there *are* some things that shouldn't be joked about.

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Is Rebecca JEWISH by any chance?

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It wasn't a "vertically-challenged" joke?

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If any site could popularize a great new term that was scathing, crude <i>and</i> sex-neutral, it's this one. We just need to use our fearsome powers of snark for good...

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alligators live in caves? who knew? all this time i thought they lived on Florida golf courses..

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Baron Porkonnen arguably works because of "tyrannical, clueless egomaniac" even without any slur against his gravitational mass..

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you think your screed was tl;dr? Mine was the long version of Warren Peas. I even put Bob Woodward to sleep...

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Maybe if you sent flowers?

Truly, RS, you don't skim nearly enough from this site in exchange for summary-gems such as "So cut the shit. It’s not adorable. It’s racist as fuck. And when you’ve handed Michelle Fucking Malkin the moral high ground, we cannot even explain the fury in our heart." The pain is palpable.

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I hope you abandon the resulting Tea Party sensibility soon.

/I keed

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Thankyew. It's low-hanging fruit. Much better snark results from aiming higher (but you're just about the last person who has yet to learn that last bit.)

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I'd imagined the FEMA reeducation centers would be colorblind. What a fool I've been.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=-PmuHWPZSkY" target="_blank">Fascist!</a>

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Third pagers, united in our longness!

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size DOES matter

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