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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Has anyone seen the butter cow??"

pooracademic's avatar

If it makes you feel better it is satire. The person/people behind it is a Facebook satire group, Shares From Your Aunt.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You say that like it's a bad thing.

(LOOK, SHE HAS NO CHILDREN, IS WHAT I'M SAYING)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't think incest is ever ok.

OH! You meant the first picture!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought he only had two daughters??

Spurning Beer's avatar

That must have been some rough group sex.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Exactly! Remember Mitt's "Binders Full Of Women?"

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Nobody else wants to live here.

the_steamer's avatar

There's a flood of people from both coasts trying to escape tonight before Iowa turns into a pumpkin and they get stuck in the airport.

doktorzoom's avatar

I saw a t-shirt that had the seal of "Idaho State University, Iowa City, Ohio" on it.

doktorzoom's avatar

It was '04, not '08, so the shower wasn't needed for quite a while.

doktorzoom's avatar

That's some top-level metatrolling

Courtney's avatar

Ohio is FAR closer to Iowa than Iowa is to Idaho. But I think the similar sound of Iowa and Ohio throws off uninterested coastal dwellers. They're both mostly vowels, so who cares.

doktorzoom's avatar

And usernames on Yahoo in 2001, like "DoctorZoom."