That thing will never fly. Center of gravity is all out of whack. After all the campaigning and stump speeches and far fewer corndog-eating photos than we would have hoped for, the Big Day is finally here: Happy Birthday, Pauly Shore! Also, it's the Iowa Caucus, a mysterious ritual that nobody cared about until Jimmy Carter won the damned thing in 1976 and suddenly the New Hampshire primaries got really jealous. Herewith, a quick Iowasplainer in the popular Q & A format that is easy to organize and offers many comedic opportunities.
Ohio is FAR closer to Iowa than Iowa is to Idaho. But I think the similar sound of Iowa and Ohio throws off uninterested coastal dwellers. They're both mostly vowels, so who cares.
"Has anyone seen the butter cow??"
If it makes you feel better it is satire. The person/people behind it is a Facebook satire group, Shares From Your Aunt.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
(LOOK, SHE HAS NO CHILDREN, IS WHAT I'M SAYING)
I don't think incest is ever ok.
OH! You meant the first picture!
I thought he only had two daughters??
That must have been some rough group sex.
Exactly! Remember Mitt's "Binders Full Of Women?"
Nobody else wants to live here.
These poor kids, I think, aren't even related. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
There's a flood of people from both coasts trying to escape tonight before Iowa turns into a pumpkin and they get stuck in the airport.
I saw a t-shirt that had the seal of "Idaho State University, Iowa City, Ohio" on it.
It was '04, not '08, so the shower wasn't needed for quite a while.
That's some top-level metatrolling
Ohio is FAR closer to Iowa than Iowa is to Idaho. But I think the similar sound of Iowa and Ohio throws off uninterested coastal dwellers. They're both mostly vowels, so who cares.
well... i do
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