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Bagnole's avatar

Tumbleweeds of the hoo-hah

Marion in Savannah's avatar

...make for a great non-comment crowd.

Relativicus's avatar

"Kiss-up/kick down bully" is also Trump's defining personality trait, along with "dumbass idiot moron".

OneYieldRegular's avatar

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

You know, Dok, you should really lend out your talents to providing titles for video games and Hollywood films.

Teecha's avatar

House of Saxe-Coburg & Gothe?

Mittens the Viking's avatar

Aha! Someone else has experienced ditchweed! In my youth, it started cross-pollinating with the hidden good stuff and became a pleasant hobby.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

"detailed in three memos by Pence’s physician...."These are just like Comey's memos, right? So they're classified, according to Trump. So that makes Pence's doctor a leaker AND a liar, right?

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

if she's as old as her husband looks, it could've been involuntary peeing of the panties associated with it being *awfully* warm in here.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Probably couldn't find his detachable penis and accused her of misplacing it "in one of the no-no zones." She had to get a doctor to verify it wasn't there.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

OBVS IT WAS NETANYAHOO'S THOUSANDS OF IRANIAN NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Endorse him! Campaign for him! Make TV commercials for him!'

Zyxomma's avatar

I know it's petty of me under the circumstances, but I don't understand why any adult male would want to be addressed by a diminutive. If I were Ronny Lynn Jackson, I'd change my fucking name.