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He never bothered to become governor of Illinois. I hate guys who take short cuts.

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Just go to the pen, Ben. Get into your cell, Mel.

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There are a very few things that we take seriously ... this is one of them.

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And his own radio show and pasta sauce.

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I'm familiar with the mint cookies.

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"Guards! Send this man to Detroit!"

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