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You hire an X-Gay technician.

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They were, they are, and they think their self-imposed chastity is "conversion." Biggest pile of denial I've ever seen.

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More like pity than anything else, I'd imagine.

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There must be Liberace impersonators, the way there are Elvis impersonators.

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To let the voiceless know where it is, they've given out a clue to the clueless: <a href="http://www.telecharge.com/e..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.telecharge.com/eventoverview.aspx?city...">http://www.telecharge.com/e...

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Is an X-Gay like an X-Man? With fabulous superpowers?

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Clearly the gays are committing the unspeakable terror of being not-ex-gays. <em>All</em> of them.

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Mainly the extreme kind.

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Their President of Vice, no less.

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Don't Fear The Peener.

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Ex-gays are even more infuriating than Y-gays.

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Wide, of course.

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Needs more "dis" and probably less "arianism".

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Even for the supposedly massive contingent that harasses those who used to partake... or used to identify as non-hetero... ?

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Scratch that, reverse it.

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C'mon now, not all gheys (and some hets) are anti-ex-gay. Seems like a waste of a useful re-recruitment scenario.

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