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I think you're supposed to pray in your closet, though, which leads to some cognitive dissonance.

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Donner, party of "Ohhh, Gaahhhhdddddd!!!"

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If he's smoking a Ben a day, it's impressive that he can find the fucking bridge.

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There is no thinking. The only "right" the Gay Activist Lobby has ever tried to take away from anybody is the "right" to oppress gays.

It's Rightwingvictimspeak, a content-free grammar.

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For some value of "a lot".

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..........Oh, never mind.

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"The Walking Un-Gay"

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To be fair, it may be.

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And swallow.

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Shit, some places they can ex-gay marry each other.

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Memo to Chris Doyle: When nobody answers your call, it's pretty fucking stupid to conclude that there must be tens of thousands of "voiceless".

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“What we’re going to be doing is former homosexuals"

Still sounds like sexy funtime.

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If you do it for Jeebus, it's OK.

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Grindr is a girl's best friend...

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HPV-induced throat cancer?

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It is, after all, <em>not</em> fell-ate-o

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