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UPDATE Nov. 26, 2025 — Natalie Greene, the former Republican Rep. Jeff Van Drew staffer accused of faking a violent anti-Trump political attack on herself, was court-ordered to undergo residential mental health treatment. https://patch.com/new-jersey/oceancity/ex-van-drew-staffer-accused-faking-attack-ordered-inpatient-therapy

James McLaren's avatar

Yeah, that laceration stuff, that is nuts. Maybe she thought she'd be like Charlie Kirk famous and go on to a successful grifting career, but then again maybe she needs some help.

Paul D Johnson's avatar

"“conspiracy to convey false information and hoaxes” …. just like her Fearless Leader.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Don’t need The Onion anymore.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

Back in the late '60's I worked after school at the local news paper in Ontario Oregon (Pop. -10,345) Two guys came in with 'Instamatic' photo's of Bigfoot........all the rage back then. But when we started to look at the photo's, we noticed 2 were missing from the sequence. For you young's, Instamatic cameras are the one that develop 'instantly' when they come out of the camera. Anyways, when questioned about that, these two mouth breathers (That I had gone to school with) came up with this story about how they had dropped the camera and it had taken those photo's and they just threw them away, and, and, and.......so we tried replicating the 'camera drop' story. Even calling Kodak to see if it was possible.......Nope. They both spent 5 months in jail for filing a false police report.......How the HELL did I manage to escape that shithole? *As a side note, my school buddy partner on all this 'investigative' work was Jorge Cervantes......Google him.......

Maybe's avatar

Clearly liberals were not involved in this "crime." The words were spelled correctly.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

‘’A’’ for effort … poor follow thru …

counterlife's avatar

Nancy Mace beware, there's a pretty Republican who is stupider and crazier than you. Like Mace, this woman needs a lot of psychiatric help.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

She just threw away a sure fire job in Trump's DOJ as an AUSA, most likely in Lyndsey Halligan's district. Too bad. She had the Alina Habba credential that can't be faked, her looks (pre scarification).

Patrick's avatar

Trump derangement syndrome?

Tom Mergens's avatar

That’s some commitment, for sure. She could have just had “the bad guys” key her Maserati.

BLUEBOLT's avatar

WOW 😳 😳 😳 just wow. I hope the judge throws the book at her. Put her under the jail and throw away the keys

Lady Tavestock's avatar

Said the chief of police, "The only thing to give us pause, you see, is that all of the words written on her body were spelled correctly."

Lounge Lizard's avatar

Thank you for an actual, honest-to-goodness laugh!! (not one of those fake lol's) Made my day.

Michele Pfannenstiel DVM's avatar

Uhhh... Al Sharpton anyone?

GlazedHaim's avatar

I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I wonder if some of these people who scarred themselves or have themselves scarred for attention are actually cutters.