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John Norris's avatar

just a heads up everyone, the correct term today is not animals. According to Impeached Trump's economic advisor, we are referred to as Human Capital Stock. thank you.

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QuietOen's avatar

1. the Navy chaplains do not minister to soldiers. That is the duty of the Army chaplains.2. See Amendment I.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

An unfortunate side-effect of being good at math is that Garbage In = Garbage Out.

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bettycat's avatar

Oh come on now. Looking at this guy I can totally see how black people would identify with him and want to follow his sage advice.

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Baconzgood's avatar

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Edit.

I'm almost sure that was a "dick dial" there.

Sorry

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

I retired just before they took over. I grieve for the old AF.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

We need to lose the Chaplains Corps. They are subversive to the mission.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Just once I’d like to see wingnuts like Klingon give 1/10th of the shits they give for fetuses to any life that is outside the womb.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

He was discharged after repeatedly being told not to wear his uniform at political events.

He’s always been a POS.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Sperm. They think sperm are fetus.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Those nasty Democrats and Planned Parenthood, sneaking up on 360,000 Black women and pulling babies out of them with no warning! And the women didn't even know it was happening!!! That is fetus-napping and 1st degree murder. /s

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tiredsucker's avatar

How do you think Planned Parenthood kills the "babies"?

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tim gueguen's avatar

I always find it ironic the training academy for the most high tech part of the US military got so infected by antiscience crap. On the other hand engineers have a rep for falling for creationism and similar religious influenced pseudoscience.

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tim gueguen's avatar

Good ole Gordy Klingwrap.

I wonder how many of these cranks secretly regret the religious right hooking its cart to opposing abortion. A lot of them aren't big fans of anyone who isn't very white.

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John Norris's avatar

Klingenschmitt is trying to become relevant again. One last turn on the carousel, one last chance at the golden ring. Pathetic.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

When did Klingyshits get lasic?

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