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La Cosa Arancione

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Downlow Abbey

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I'm kind of surprised there wasn't a tax charge thrown in there (especially since the IRS was part of the investigation...)

I guess it depends whether you consider the hush money a gift (did Denny file Form 709?), buying a service of silence (did he file a 1099?), buying a thing that is silent, or employing Individual A as your director of silence (uh, payroll taxes anyone?).

In any case, it seems very, very likely that Individual A should have paid taxes, and I don't think I'm going out on a long limb assuming he or she did not.

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Not as such, but I'll tell ya, your sugar and carrot expenses get out of hand damned fast.

... what?

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To the surprise of absolutely no-one.

This was the bit I liked:

“It goes back a long way, back to then,” the source said. “It has nothing to do with public corruption or a corruption scandal. Or to his time in office.”

Because as soon as he became a 'public official' everything was different, and he'd never do anything wrong ever again. Right?

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Umm.... shaving points?

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And we have a winnah! (see above)

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You hafta wonder why that plays so well to their base, too.

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That is one huge-ass pile of toast...

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And warmer, though the skiing sucks.

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The List of Wrestling Moves

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Riding the LegPenetration StepHalf Duggar

Full Duggar

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Hoof you come up with anything yet?

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Just remind them of that every time they bring up billy's Beej. But...but that is in the past, right? Like Cheny and Bush and Duggar and Hastert?

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"You have a dirty secret and I need cash now!"

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that's old history. let's not quibble about who genocided whom!

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