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Aquaria's avatar

The dance of joy will come when it happens to Texas.

And that day is a lot closer than people realize.

Aquaria's avatar

Which is why I don't watch.

phoenix00's avatar

"We were trying so hard"- Hope Hicks

phoenix00's avatar

them crazy pills mixed in there too?

hvdv's avatar

And why is this Lewandowski fella on the teevee? He dumbz.

phoenix00's avatar

Naan, the waffling producers just hire biscuits

SeeTrain65's avatar

O.K., but when exactly will Corey be ramming his ovipositor down Scottie's throat and depositing his eggs in her chest? (h/t MST3K.)

SeeTrain65's avatar

"Eaaaaasy, stomach. Don't turn over now." - Daffy Duck

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Obama was born on the planet Earth. That's really all I need to know. This Lewandowski guy, I'm not even sure what universe he's from.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Obviously no. 'Trump-licking fartbags' and 'think' should never be in the same sentence. They are exponentially mutually exclusive.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

I've had no few Japanese tell me, when asked if they had ever been to the US, "No, but I've been to Hawaii."

Brendan_M's avatar

Trumpkins don't need a pill for crazy. That comes natural.

OddMan's avatar

That would have been about 1984 ish.

wavicles's avatar

'Cept from Room Service.

wavicles's avatar

We've got no right?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

CNN. The most trusted name in news. Sigh.