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Aquaria's avatar

The dance of joy will come when it happens to Texas.

And that day is a lot closer than people realize.

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Aquaria's avatar

Which is why I don't watch.

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phoenix00's avatar

"We were trying so hard"- Hope Hicks

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phoenix00's avatar

them crazy pills mixed in there too?

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hvdv's avatar

And why is this Lewandowski fella on the teevee? He dumbz.

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phoenix00's avatar

Naan, the waffling producers just hire biscuits

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SeeTrain65's avatar

O.K., but when exactly will Corey be ramming his ovipositor down Scottie's throat and depositing his eggs in her chest? (h/t MST3K.)

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Eaaaaasy, stomach. Don't turn over now." - Daffy Duck

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Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Obama was born on the planet Earth. That's really all I need to know. This Lewandowski guy, I'm not even sure what universe he's from.

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Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Obviously no. 'Trump-licking fartbags' and 'think' should never be in the same sentence. They are exponentially mutually exclusive.

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Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

I've had no few Japanese tell me, when asked if they had ever been to the US, "No, but I've been to Hawaii."

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Brendan_M's avatar

Trumpkins don't need a pill for crazy. That comes natural.

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OddMan's avatar

That would have been about 1984 ish.

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wavicles's avatar

'Cept from Room Service.

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wavicles's avatar

We've got no right?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

CNN. The most trusted name in news. Sigh.

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