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The dance of joy will come when it happens to Texas.

And that day is a lot closer than people realize.

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Which is why I don't watch.

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"We were trying so hard"- Hope Hicks

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them crazy pills mixed in there too?

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And why is this Lewandowski fella on the teevee? He dumbz.

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Naan, the waffling producers just hire biscuits

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O.K., but when exactly will Corey be ramming his ovipositor down Scottie's throat and depositing his eggs in her chest? (h/t MST3K.)

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"Eaaaaasy, stomach. Don't turn over now." - Daffy Duck

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Obama was born on the planet Earth. That's really all I need to know. This Lewandowski guy, I'm not even sure what universe he's from.

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Obviously no. 'Trump-licking fartbags' and 'think' should never be in the same sentence. They are exponentially mutually exclusive.

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I've had no few Japanese tell me, when asked if they had ever been to the US, "No, but I've been to Hawaii."

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Trumpkins don't need a pill for crazy. That comes natural.

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That would have been about 1984 ish.

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'Cept from Room Service.

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We've got no right?

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CNN. The most trusted name in news. Sigh.

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