There's probably no way I'd read this, but if there's an early chapter where she tries to seduce her obviously gay husband, I might reconsider.
Wait til we get to the scene where they curl up in the rotting carcass of a <strike>once-proud political party</strike> Tauntaun for warmth and make hot monkey love.
From the people who brought you Nailin&#039; Palin, it&#039;s Bendin&#039; Over Bachmann, the newest romance from the land of 10,000 puddles of love.
There&#039;s probably no way I&#039;d read this, but if there&#039;s an early chapter where she tries to seduce her obviously gay husband, I might reconsider.
Brain bleach Silkwood shower.
I tell ya, there&#039;s no better foreplay than surviving a plane crash! Especially if all your companions are killed!
Do you suppose by &quot;Dear Failures&quot; he (he? sure) means to address his failures or treasure them?
LURGID BEE LIBEL
Rule 34 posits that somewhere, porn exists featuring that Billy Bass.
This Bachmann book? Same thing.
GROSS. I bet her orifice makes <a href="http:\/\/www.soundboard.com\/sb\/Bionic_Man_Sounds" target="_blank">the Bionic Ear sound</a>
Why did the editors change the cover? What is wrong with &quot;He touched her plurdled gabbleblotchits&quot;
&quot;only to get stuck in the wilderness&quot;
I think that means BUTTSECHS?
Triple icky!
Jeez -- I just ate!
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/luke-warm-1_zps971edb53.jpg" target="_blank">Luke Skywalker?</a>
So basically it&#039;s Gary Paulsen&#039;s classic &quot;Hatchet&quot; with tundra sex.
It could be worse. The author could have used Duh Gov&#039; as his inspiration...
Steadman Bass? Sounds a bit blah to me.
Wait til we get to the scene where they curl up in the rotting carcass of a <strike>once-proud political party</strike> Tauntaun for warmth and make hot monkey love.
From the people who brought you Nailin&#039; Palin, it&#039;s Bendin&#039; Over Bachmann, the newest romance from the land of 10,000 puddles of love.