Not gonna lie. We're big fans of the whole digital revolution thingy, because it means you give us monies to read our blog. Also, too, porn on the internet is so much easier to get than having to steal our dad's copy of Hustler from between the mattress and the boxspring. We are not in love with all of the digital enterprising though no we are not! Self- or quasi-self published ebooks can often be a blight upon humanity and dear god now they've given us a
There's probably no way I'd read this, but if there's an early chapter where she tries to seduce her obviously gay husband, I might reconsider.
Wait til we get to the scene where they curl up in the rotting carcass of a <strike>once-proud political party</strike> Tauntaun for warmth and make hot monkey love.
From the people who brought you Nailin&#039; Palin, it&#039;s Bendin&#039; Over Bachmann, the newest romance from the land of 10,000 puddles of love.
There&#039;s probably no way I&#039;d read this, but if there&#039;s an early chapter where she tries to seduce her obviously gay husband, I might reconsider.
Brain bleach Silkwood shower.
I tell ya, there&#039;s no better foreplay than surviving a plane crash! Especially if all your companions are killed!
Do you suppose by &quot;Dear Failures&quot; he (he? sure) means to address his failures or treasure them?
LURGID BEE LIBEL
Rule 34 posits that somewhere, porn exists featuring that Billy Bass.
This Bachmann book? Same thing.
GROSS. I bet her orifice makes <a href="http:\/\/www.soundboard.com\/sb\/Bionic_Man_Sounds" target="_blank">the Bionic Ear sound</a>
Why did the editors change the cover? What is wrong with &quot;He touched her plurdled gabbleblotchits&quot;
&quot;only to get stuck in the wilderness&quot;
I think that means BUTTSECHS?
Triple icky!
Jeez -- I just ate!
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/luke-warm-1_zps971edb53.jpg" target="_blank">Luke Skywalker?</a>
So basically it&#039;s Gary Paulsen&#039;s classic &quot;Hatchet&quot; with tundra sex.
It could be worse. The author could have used Duh Gov&#039; as his inspiration...
Steadman Bass? Sounds a bit blah to me.
Wait til we get to the scene where they curl up in the rotting carcass of a <strike>once-proud political party</strike> Tauntaun for warmth and make hot monkey love.
From the people who brought you Nailin&#039; Palin, it&#039;s Bendin&#039; Over Bachmann, the newest romance from the land of 10,000 puddles of love.