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BarackMyWorld's avatar

There's probably no way I'd read this, but if there's an early chapter where she tries to seduce her obviously gay husband, I might reconsider.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Brain bleach Silkwood shower.

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WA Bishop's avatar

I tell ya, there's no better foreplay than surviving a plane crash! Especially if all your companions are killed!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Do you suppose by "Dear Failures" he (he? sure) means to address his failures or treasure them?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

LURGID BEE LIBEL

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Rule 34 posits that somewhere, porn exists featuring that Billy Bass.

This Bachmann book? Same thing.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

GROSS. I bet her orifice makes <a href="http:\/\/www.soundboard.com\/sb\/Bionic_Man_Sounds" target="_blank">the Bionic Ear sound</a>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why did the editors change the cover? What is wrong with "He touched her plurdled gabbleblotchits"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"only to get stuck in the wilderness"

I think that means BUTTSECHS?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Triple icky!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/luke-warm-1_zps971edb53.jpg" target="_blank">Luke Skywalker?</a>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

So basically it's Gary Paulsen's classic "Hatchet" with tundra sex.

It could be worse. The author could have used Duh Gov' as his inspiration...

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PubOption's avatar

Steadman Bass? Sounds a bit blah to me.

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malsperanza's avatar

Wait til we get to the scene where they curl up in the rotting carcass of a <strike>once-proud political party</strike> Tauntaun for warmth and make hot monkey love.

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schmannity's avatar

From the people who brought you Nailin' Palin, it's Bendin' Over Bachmann, the newest romance from the land of 10,000 puddles of love.

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