Exclusive: Mo Rocca Book Excerpt

We've swiped a bit ofDaily Showcorrespondent Mo Rocca's book, All The President's Pets , which comes out tomorrow. In this chapter: an unthinkable double date with Hannity & Colmes and Ann Coulter and Candy Crowley turns ugly. Uh, go figure.

I guess we'll find out tomorrow if Ann Coulter's gonna try to stretch a little satire into a libel charge. Full chapter follows.

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The Alien and Sedition Acts,

Or,

How I Went to the Outback Steakhouse with Coulter, Crowly, Hannity and Colmes and Almost Lost My Mind

(Having just left Helen Thomas' secret subterranean White House lair, Mo Rocca, a newly minted member of the White House press corps, arrives at the Outback Steak House for what should be a relaxing evening with Candy Crowley, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes.)