Oh good gravy, one of those celebrity teevee shows has an EXCLUSIVE video of somebody walking around while Bristol 'n Tripp show off the empty foreclosed Arizona exurban cotton-field end-of-the-highway stucco box that she bought with CA$H because people have given her hundreds of thousands of dollars for managing to get pregnant as a teenager while being Sarah Palin's daughter.
somebody is paying that blond to cover celebutards. somebody is paying celebutard producers to produce blond celebutard coverage. somebody is paying ad dollars to see blond celebutard coverage of a beige house. somebody is paying bristol palin for being.
Where's the Laz-i-boy or however you spell it? The one with beer cups and cheezy snack trays built into the arms? WHERE'S THE TV? Where's the mini-fridge next to the lazy boy thing? God, they have a lot of work to do.
True, and I miss that. Do any of you tech savvy types know how to make it appear on an iPhone?
Dog on Marmot loving is un-American! Repent!!
And if she ever lives in it she'll hire an illegal to clean it and look after little Tripper.
Bristol Palin™ is living the American dream. Oh wait! She's living my dream -- a life without Sarah Palin™.
That's not true! In fact, my daughter learned to read from Ken Layne alt-texts.
Which brings up a side issue. You'd think that if a court ordered psychiatric treatment, they'd pay for it, but no ....
...would I be out of line if I said she was totally F$KKABLE?!
<blockquote>Wish I&#039;d been born Sarah Palin&#039;s pregnant teenage daughter.</blockquote>
So they&#039;re born pregnant, like Tribles? That explains some things.
Which one is the retarded one again?
Watch the video. Out front is a solid concrete driveway.
somebody is paying that blond to cover celebutards. somebody is paying celebutard producers to produce blond celebutard coverage. somebody is paying ad dollars to see blond celebutard coverage of a beige house. somebody is paying bristol palin for being.
i am so doing something very very wrong.
Hey! I know of about a dozen porn videos on XTube that were shot there!
It&#039;s really sensible to use a leather sofa because all you have to do is hose it off between takes and it&#039;s good as new.
Where&#039;s the Laz-i-boy or however you spell it? The one with beer cups and cheezy snack trays built into the arms? WHERE&#039;S THE TV? Where&#039;s the mini-fridge next to the lazy boy thing? God, they have a lot of work to do.
I clicked, but no boobs. Do I look like I&#039;m made of page views?
Which one is the bastard makin&#039; room?
Oooooohhhh, an intimate, no-holds-barred interview with <i>Bristol Palin</i>!!
Next up: Running the dishwasher on the pots-and-pan cycle...Does it make any difference?
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