We have finally (already?) reached Peak Florida Man. Peak Florida Man, as it turns out, is a 63-year-old named Malcolm Brenner who is the subject of a new documentary examining his year-long love affair with a dolphin back in the ’70s. You read that right
The maybe a nice valentine present for Mr Calliecallie would be some lollysticks. And Boobies. Boobies are always an acceptable present for hetro males.
I have always had a personal rule against intimate contact with any toothed animal that's been trained to rip off and swallow fish flesh. But maybe that's just my own natural shyness ....
<i>And then we finally banned bestiality, but maybe sorta made all sex illegal in the process, because lawmakers forgot that humans are in fact animals because biology, who needs that shit?</i>
Not all sex. Just human-human. Clearly, the Florida legislature is in the pocket of Big Dildo.
No wonder they always have that smile on their <strike>beaks</strike> faces.
They need an Open Carry/Open Caress Dildo Tarrant chapter.
IOW, a typical Friday night.
Dear Dolphin Phorum, I never thought I&#039;d be writing to you, but this other day at Aquariumland,.....
They are also totally in Fleshlight. Which is its own pocket. Or so I&#039;ve been told.
Ohm eye god. I&#039;d like to farad out comments like these, but I can&#039;t resist. Rolling on the ground laughing.
...and have a better win-loss record than the Jets.
You know internet ads are usually related to your internet searches, don&#039;t you? Have you tried a lolly stick as a splint?
The Isle of Wight? Wow.
In one of Hiaasen&#039;s stories, I believe someone meet their end while being... uh ... assaulted by a dolphin.
The maybe a nice valentine present for Mr Calliecallie would be some lollysticks. And Boobies. Boobies are always an acceptable present for hetro males.
&quot;So long, and thanks for all the sex!&quot;
I have always had a personal rule against intimate contact with any toothed animal that&#039;s been trained to rip off and swallow fish flesh. But maybe that&#039;s just my own natural shyness ....
<i>And then we finally banned bestiality, but maybe sorta made all sex illegal in the process, because lawmakers forgot that humans are in fact animals because biology, who needs that shit?</i>
Not all sex. Just human-human. Clearly, the Florida legislature is in the pocket of Big Dildo.
So you&#039;re saying that Brenner got some dolphin tail for a year? That&#039;s kind of a fluke....
Wouldn&#039;t it just be simpler to have a yearly column about things Florida is doing right?