Expensive, Liberal NASA Thing Blows Up Immediately
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Today was supposed to be an exciting day for science as NASA planned to launch its "Orbiting Carbon Observatory," a fancy new Space Machine that would study carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere and calculate the exact moment when Earth will die, from heat. The $273.4 million, 972-pound monster "carried a single three-channel spectrometer to make its detailed measurements and was slated to launch into a near-polar, sun-synchronous orbit that would fly about 438 miles (705 kilometers) above Earth." Well, it
Expensive, Liberal NASA Thing Blows Up Immediately
Expensive, Liberal NASA Thing Blows Up…
Expensive, Liberal NASA Thing Blows Up Immediately
Today was supposed to be an exciting day for science as NASA planned to launch its "Orbiting Carbon Observatory," a fancy new Space Machine that would study carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere and calculate the exact moment when Earth will die, from heat. The $273.4 million, 972-pound monster "carried a single three-channel spectrometer to make its detailed measurements and was slated to launch into a near-polar, sun-synchronous orbit that would fly about 438 miles (705 kilometers) above Earth." Well, it