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I want to buy Trump for what he is worth the sell him for what he says he is worth.

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Tell us what you really think.

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He makes word sounds from his mouth into a microphone, so, sort of, I guess

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TBH, she doesn’t need much of a push in that direction

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Orlando's gotten really awful too. There's always a whole set of new eyesores going up.

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I stole it from Greece. I heard an NPR story where they were doing something similar for antiquities.

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If Cook County loses, Jake and Elwood will have to get the old Chevy out of impound for another "mission from God" to send not just orphans but all of Chicago's kids to school and feed and house them.

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The primary issue is actually that the former/current/but soon to be out assessor person was allowing rich fuckwits like Trump to get out of paying taxes. That guy lost the most recent election. So we'll see.

To be fair to Trump, though, he did manage to take one of the most valuable pieces of real estate in city and turn it into a building where no one wants to live or do business. For realsies, guess how much of the retail space they were able to lease? Go ahead...guess!

okay, I'll tell you -- ZERO.

ZERO.

For reals.And this all happened before 2016, and before he started calling Chicago's beloved Barack Obama dirty names. They are such good business people that they basically took Rodeo Drive/Fifth Avenue real estate and made it unleasaeble.

They shelled out a few million dollars a few years ago to turn the retail space into event space. They said that was their plan all along...yeah, right, Ivanka. And your bobs are naturally like that after two/three kids, too.

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Impossible!To pay what he's worth for Trump, he'd have to give you more billions than he even lies about having. His worth -- as a human being and co-rider on this spinning blue planet of ours -- is greater (or lesser, I don't know math) than negative infinity. When he finally dies, the atoms that form his body will be retired as unusable, even to make a dung beetle, or pile of dung, or a new Kardashian.

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Can’t we even smash them in the LHC?

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What do ya got against cock suckers? Some of the are very fine people.

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I hope things improve under the new guy!

I'm amazed at how fucking bad Trump us at business but still manages to stick his brand on so much crap. I'm not super surprised at the zero lease because I'm sure the rent was too high.

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Multi -Tasker Donny is a busy old fella - he has a lot on his mind !

• That Mueller• Stormy is a pain in the butt• Creditors and Taxes pissing him off• The Wall• Syria the missiles • Rocket Man• The Chinese• Russia prepares for nuclear war with USRussian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington.Warning that the potential conflict between the two superpowers would be “catastrophic,” an anchor for Russia’s Vesti 24 showed off shelves of food, recommending that people buy salt, oatmeal and other products that can last a long time on the shelves. Powdered milk lasts five years while sugar and rice can last up to eight years, the newscaster explained before showing videos of pasta cooking in a bomb shelter.

https://www.msn.com/en-au/n...

• Live is a bitch

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One artist is banned from using a particular pink. https://www.smithsonianmag....

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yeah it's the exact opposite. chicago pays for the ENTIRE. FUCKING. STATE.

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I've never told anyone this before, but one of my unfilled fantasies is to travel to the Cook County Assessor's Office just to find out what the music in their elevators is really like.

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