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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I wonder if they tried boiling the Gulf?

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Wut if ah putit inna bukit? The woder, ah mene.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Now also known as Ka-Boomer, WV.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

LIke that burrito I had last night!

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Joseph's avatar

Being WV, no one noticed until the pigs died.

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Quasi's avatar

I don't care how puncture resistant they make it. If the tank explodes, there will be some breaching of the hull.

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Quasi's avatar

It was an unplanned release of noxious gaseous liquids and semi-solids. It's a Freedom Fart.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The Little Train That Could Explode.

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willi0000000's avatar

RUDE = Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Event

as in "that was RUDE!"

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willi0000000's avatar

hey! . . . if it's ok for nukuler plant pipe contractors to make a few hundred copies of the x-ray of that one perfect weld...

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willi0000000's avatar

boiling is magic!

[heat goes in, bubbles come out . . . you can't explain that]

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willi0000000's avatar

that'll be the pugs next good use for a few good nukes.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Think of the jobs program! Moonshiner Water™ Put your back woods still to good use!

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jaz h's avatar

how dare them gays try and divert our attention from their abomination by blowing up an hydrocarboniferous train! it's not like transporting crude oil causes more deaths than being gay.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Boil this water and drink of me.

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