This post sponsored by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for coverage of oil spills, pipeline disasters, oil train explosions, and ironic locales If nothing else, you have to appreciate the poetry of where the latest oil train derailment and explosion
how dare them gays try and divert our attention from their abomination by blowing up an hydrocarboniferous train! it's not like transporting crude oil causes more deaths than being gay.
I wonder if they tried boiling the Gulf?
Wut if ah putit inna bukit? The woder, ah mene.
Now also known as Ka-Boomer, WV.
LIke that burrito I had last night!
Being WV, no one noticed until the pigs died.
I don't care how puncture resistant they make it. If the tank explodes, there will be some breaching of the hull.
It was an unplanned release of noxious gaseous liquids and semi-solids. It's a Freedom Fart.
The Little Train That Could Explode.
RUDE = Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Event
as in "that was RUDE!"
hey! . . . if it's ok for nukuler plant pipe contractors to make a few hundred copies of the x-ray of that one perfect weld...
boiling is magic!
[heat goes in, bubbles come out . . . you can't explain that]
that'll be the pugs next good use for a few good nukes.
Think of the jobs program! Moonshiner Water™ Put your back woods still to good use!
how dare them gays try and divert our attention from their abomination by blowing up an hydrocarboniferous train! it's not like transporting crude oil causes more deaths than being gay.
Boil this water and drink of me.
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