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<i>I never have any trouble</i>

Probably because he never opens his mouth. The main reason they don't televise SCOTUS sessions is because Thomas would never bother to show up at all. He'd watch the whole thing at home in his underwear.

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Those are Thomas' best qualities...

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Does the DC Metro require tokens? Did Clarence Thomas travel to or from this event by Metro?

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“one thing led to another and I wound up on the Court … It was like, totally Forrest Gump."

First astute thing the man has ever said in his whole entire life.

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except Gump wasn't a womanizing perv with a porn fetish

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