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OT: Adventures in DC, Day 2.

Observation one: Everyone in DC young, skinny, and stylish.

Observation 2 - Major Allergy Attack: Ya'll have emergency rooms just like we do back home. That was a comfort.

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No...I just want them off my lawn. I think something in the air ruined my day.

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This should be covered in every media outlet in America. "Could be coming to your workplace soon, racists."

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Man, Michael Bell's butthurt is so intense it's making my butt hurt.

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With a small Christian ceremony involving wooden stakes and garlic.

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America's competitive edge again damaged by a frivolous lawsuit. TORT REFORM NOW! --U.S. Chamber of Commerce.

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Look, it's all fun and games, but won't someone think of all the poor earthworms that are now alcoholics?

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