Exciting media news! Okay fine, “media news!” Ezra Klein, America’s foremost wunderkind of writing words about charts, is leaving the Washington Post. According to The POLITICO, wunderkind Klein wanted the Post to help him start a new blog-type venture with “more than three-dozen staffers and a multi-year budget of at least $10 million.” More than three-dozen staffers! That’s
<a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt2106550\/" target="_blank">Mais certainement</a>.
ISWYDT
What?
You&#039;re thinking of Jeff Bezos&#039;s <i>businesses</i>. I&#039;m sure Jeff himself is doing just fine, TYVM.
Take it from one who knows:
You will only remain the Wunderkind until the next one comes along. And trust me, there is always a next one on the way.
Or until you hit 30, which is when you stop being &quot;cute.&quot;
Or the year after I finished grad school?
Jeez, are people who were born in the 1980s even legally adults yet?
Next to Robert Reich at short.
I&#039;ve always respected Klein, but I have to say, his bottles suck.
With this Post staff exodus, who will fill my Amazon orders?
They don&#039;t look very happy. I guess they&#039;re not getting $10 million, either.
<i>By the time he was thirty...Mozart had written approximately one million operas and other music things you can still buy on iTunes.</i>
Yeah, but he didn&#039;t have to deal with that shitty &#039;GarageBand&#039; software. Lucky bastard.