F-Bombs, Irish Car Bombs

• Heard on the Hill: Sen. Robert Byrdbites back...Rep. André Carsongets sworn in withJefferson'sConstitution...Rep. Kendrick Meekis aCigar Aficionado... Chivalry is alive in the form ofRep. Tom Cole...Rep. Peter DeFaziois dropping F-bombs on the elevator...Hillary Clintonis hugging every superdelegate she can find. [ Roll Call ]

• Reliable Source: Russel Crowerocks Shamrock Fest...Dee Dee MyersthinksHillaryisn't the only woman who should rule the world. [ WP ]

• Yeas and Nays: Bob Schiefferis leaving TV for the band. [ Examiner ]

• Shenanigans: Tom Harkincan pour the perfect the pint...Sen. Mary Landrieuis keeping Senate tourists to a minimum (and making sure they're a minimum disturbance). [ Politico ]

• Rush & Molloy: Eliot Spitzerscandal getsDiane Sawyerher special. [ NYDN ]

• Washington Whispers: Michael Chertoffhas his own acronym... Could there be aMcCain/Riceticket?...Bill Clintoncan't make a pick. [ USN&WR ]