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Yet another reason we deleted our FB accounts.

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Schmuckerberg...damned snot-nosed kid is a billionaire and there's a *math* error. Of course there is. He and his twerpy ilk believe that algorithms can do all the heavy lifting without help.

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Of course Facebook fucked all this up: it's run by young people who spent years sneering about the death of print journalism, mocking pay for access news sites and then suddenly found themselves in charge of having to deal with journalism that turned out to be much more complicated than they have previously thought.

This is what you get when you put young, stupid people in a position of power: they're the same as the old, stupid people and just as unrepentant.

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Screw with lives, and corporate America generally shrugs, but screw with their profits...

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Geordi LaForge tried to program some into him, which is more than can be said for Zuck.

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Would would be the 'Blomfonterbundtlechelmschunhausensteinerklapftonwegenhagendampfermuntibottler-WingensheimbĂ¼rofĂ¼rangewandteathematikisheostkampus Chair of Mathematics'or the 'Blomfonterbundtlechelmschunhausensteinerklapftonwegenhagendampfermuntibottler-WingensheimbĂ¼rofĂ¼rangewandteathematikishenordkampus Chair of Mathematics'?

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If only Data had emoticons.

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'... and his assistant Ida Dunno".

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If you collapse the equation the Wonkette Babby cries.

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Goddam....... If they switched the placement of the words and added 'RE' to the front of it???

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"We've actually used it to make a huge breakthough in the Kennedy Assassination. We have identified a second shooter with the initials R.C."

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Those have both been replaced by sign spinners. Of course, you can't read what the sign says while it's spinning, but it looks cool.

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Lizard!zuck is another theory that has some legs. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Data* libelz!

*as in the one from Star Trek: TNG

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Saaaay, you know who else did some killing, ALLEGEDLY? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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https://www.imore.com/sites...

Still can't unsee.

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