Sad Bill Johnson, Alabama's former head of economic and community affairs and failed attempted governor of the state, has apparently left his wife and absconded to New Zealand, where he has set off on a task of inserting his johnson into any woman who will have him
I wonder how the Lesbians of New Zealand feel about this? Is there a shiver of fear running through the community..."oh my god...did we get pregnant with the seed of a moron??"
I would think the rules for sperm donors are usually different. Although the whole being involved in the kids' lives doesn't strike me as a normal thing associated with sperm donation, which I thought was typically more of a fire-and-forget deal.
My wife refuses to consider putting up a street sign labeling our dirt road "Mustangs Alley."
Acording to Dick Santorum, it's OK to marry her -- it's just not OK for her to have sex, ever.
For Peter's sake, you mean.
Have you tried Craigslist.org?
My guess is, this was already a problem for Mr. Johnson before he left Alabammy.
picture needs more demon sheep.
Rule 34
So many choices...pity he won't jump from any though.
I wonder how the Lesbians of New Zealand feel about this? Is there a shiver of fear running through the community..."oh my god...did we get pregnant with the seed of a moron??"
How does Johnson practice safe sex in NZ? He marks the sheep that kick.
Man, I&#039;ve been to Prattville. I&#039;ve been to <i>church</i> in Prattville. In the 1960s.
It&#039;s not just the gateway to Wetumpka. It&#039;s the hometown of the Wicked Wilson Pickett.
He&#039;s practicing those Republican family values. At least the fine people in New Zealand support Planned Parenthood.
A guy named Johnson who donates sperm?
I think I can round out Johnson&#039;s reasoning at the end there:
<em>This is what Kathy would have wanted... because it&#039;s what I want dammit!</em>
I would think the rules for sperm donors are usually different. Although the whole being involved in the kids&#039; lives doesn&#039;t strike me as a normal thing associated with sperm donation, which I thought was typically more of a fire-and-forget deal.
God has closed a door in Alabama. But He has opened a lot of windows in New Zealand.