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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I assume this guy will be promoted to Major in the Crazy Corps?

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willi0000000's avatar

good thing they're not xians then.

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willi0000000's avatar

comes a question . . . will he bring his wife and kids to hide behind?

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VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Colonel Wilhelm Klink?

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VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Steve Bartman?

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1ucille_bluth1's avatar

Make it so!

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TxSpinyLizrd's avatar

Dear Tennessee,

Thanks.

Love,

Texas

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Hancock, NY, is miles from Islamberg, and is over 95 percent white. Islamberg is a small hamlet north of Hancock and just south of the Cannonsville Reservoir, a major source of drinking water for NYC, and ,,,,,,, OMG, the Islams are going to poison the New York City water supply! Or not.

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Amy!'s avatar

The Bakkerites were cast into the wilderness lo! these many years ago. Robertsonites have sunk into sloth and indolence, content to cast nasturtiums upon the foul asparagus of the infidel. Huckabeasts ... there, now, is a radical splinter group to conjure with. No, wait! I don't mean conjure. That would be sinful. To contend with. But the genuine gibberish-spewing spittle-frothing SPLC-endorsed crazies are the Fischers of m[usselm]en.

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Bezoar's avatar

Shouldn't he be in Gitmo?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Universal Studios and the Karloff estate should sue him for trademark infringement. Besides, Mr. Karloff had a pleasant smile when off duty.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They need their own kickstart clone. How about "GoFundieMe"?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

"He was such a nice-looking gentleman. Who knew he murdered all those people and sold the remains as organic soup stock?"

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sillyclucker's avatar

Should be OFukU.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I like it. But "OhFundAllYeFaithful" just erupted from my hindbrain.

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unionthuggery's avatar

No problem.

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