Let's meet Robert Doggart, who ran last year as an independent for Tennessee's 4th Congressional District (and lost rather badly, getting just 6.4 percent of the vote). But he's not the sort of guy to just dabble in politics as a fringe candidate; he decided to face America's problems head on,
Hancock, NY, is miles from Islamberg, and is over 95 percent white. Islamberg is a small hamlet north of Hancock and just south of the Cannonsville Reservoir, a major source of drinking water for NYC, and ,,,,,,, OMG, the Islams are going to poison the New York City water supply! Or not.
The Bakkerites were cast into the wilderness lo! these many years ago. Robertsonites have sunk into sloth and indolence, content to cast nasturtiums upon the foul asparagus of the infidel. Huckabeasts ... there, now, is a radical splinter group to conjure with. No, wait! I don't mean conjure. That would be sinful. To contend with. But the genuine gibberish-spewing spittle-frothing SPLC-endorsed crazies are the Fischers of m[usselm]en.
I assume this guy will be promoted to Major in the Crazy Corps?
good thing they're not xians then.
comes a question . . . will he bring his wife and kids to hide behind?
Colonel Wilhelm Klink?
Steve Bartman?
Make it so!
Dear Tennessee,
Thanks.
Love,
Texas
Hancock, NY, is miles from Islamberg, and is over 95 percent white. Islamberg is a small hamlet north of Hancock and just south of the Cannonsville Reservoir, a major source of drinking water for NYC, and ,,,,,,, OMG, the Islams are going to poison the New York City water supply! Or not.
The Bakkerites were cast into the wilderness lo! these many years ago. Robertsonites have sunk into sloth and indolence, content to cast nasturtiums upon the foul asparagus of the infidel. Huckabeasts ... there, now, is a radical splinter group to conjure with. No, wait! I don't mean conjure. That would be sinful. To contend with. But the genuine gibberish-spewing spittle-frothing SPLC-endorsed crazies are the Fischers of m[usselm]en.
Shouldn't he be in Gitmo?
Universal Studios and the Karloff estate should sue him for trademark infringement. Besides, Mr. Karloff had a pleasant smile when off duty.
They need their own kickstart clone. How about "GoFundieMe"?
"He was such a nice-looking gentleman. Who knew he murdered all those people and sold the remains as organic soup stock?"
Should be OFukU.
I like it. But "OhFundAllYeFaithful" just erupted from my hindbrain.
No problem.