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the asshole of the universe.

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while indiana is the place where ambition goes to die, and it deserves scorn and ridicule for producing people like dan quayle and axl rose; lake county is, for all intents and purposes, part of the chicagoland area.

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Ah, Hammond! I pass through that little hamlet to and from work. Never once been tempted to stop.

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You did! You did see puddy tats!

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HELP! HELP! HE'S BEING REPRESSED!!!1!

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Has anyone here not noticed that non-white Americans are never excused for their crimes on the grounds of "economic anxiety", even when the crime is purely economic in its purpose, like selling drugs or stealing?

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[pedant] "Supremacist" [/pedant]

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Krieg's from Munster, south of the Calumet Avenue exit on I-94. The guy he was trying to blow up was from Hammond.

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And awesome people like Gregg Popovich originate in East Chicago, Indiana. Also, my dandelion wine-making great granny.

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Ah, the awful violence of the lef--oh, wait.

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I see Florida man every time I look out the window.

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They would have but they got sot by the police before anxietry would come up as possible outl

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All in favor of locking up all snowflake white male right wing nutskies suffering from butt hurt in a FEMA camp at the nearest emply former Sears store?

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Oh Bullshit

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Clams - do you think that you canLearn to do the canned clam?You will find it positively fascinating!So, kick as high as you canWhen you do the canned clam,Come on out and show us how it goes!

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