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Tiny teacup puppy, way more alert in court, and less disruptive. Source:

https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/a-yorkie-pup-small-enough-to-fit

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Marry Me Chicken is the absolute shizz.

That is all.

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No longer SCOTUS but SCOTGOP .

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Beverly LaHaye had died? Put a bulb of garlic in its mouth and drive a wooden stake through its heart to be sure. Not saying its a vampire, but why take the chance?

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RE Stronger Men - I have to confess I would LOVE to see the tank smash of the EV cars with Chuck N and heavy metal - that truly is Yow!

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Funny thing about CPAC and stronger men there is no shortage of Vegas hustlers and closet queens. I guess if you are trapped in a trad marriage these events are. your release valve. That sword swallower dude is also a stripper at the gay bars in Vegas - I thought he looked familiar

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I was confused and disturbed by the Baptist Global News article, until I noticed it was authored by Rick Pidcock - so it’s all some weird porn prank, right?

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Oh LORDY, from Politico (the Ketchup will start flying)

"The first six jurors have been selected for Donald Trump's New York hush money trial. The six individuals, who will decide whether Trump is guilty of falsifying business records to conceal a sex scandal, were sworn in after various other prospective jurors were removed from the pool this afternoon."

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Whatever did happen to Robert E Lee? The woke mob has practically cancelled him from the list of national heroes, now why is that?

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Maybe Merchan should ask *Barron* if he even wants the (biological, allegedly) dad who was screwing a porn star while mom was home caring for him after giving birth to be at his graduation?

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Your tempting me with chicken will not convince me to subscribe to the NYT to see a recipe.

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I *strongly* recommend everyone read the Baptist News Global article. It's really good!

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I love that MAGAts are already convinced that Trump is fuuuuuuuuuucked unless they push for jury nullification.

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I would not normally read the Baptist Global News, but the analysis of the "weird right-wing Jesus drama" at the Stronger Men's conference was surprisingly progressive.

And he used the Barbie movie to reference patriarchy and why all the "Kens" were unhappy! Mojo Dojo casa house ftw.

Thanks Evan! Great link.

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“Never fight a pill, me boys… but it was too late.” Wow. Just. Gettysburg wow.

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The judge should allow Drumpf to go to Barron's graduation. It'll either be:

Torture for Drumpf to actually attemd the graduation

-or-

Sanctions for lying to The Court abt not attending

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