So what we have here is a copy of the graphics from the Family Research Council's "Call2Fall" campaign, which is set for this Sunday, June 30. The event's FAQ explains that it's "nothing fancy," merely a pledge for Christians to take time on June 30 to "call your people to get on their knees and faces before the Lord in repentant prayer for God to reshape our lives and renew our land." Is the hip, modern "call2fall" slogan biblical? Well of COURSE it is, you silly; in fact, it "comes straight from the pages of Scripture: "
Hmmm that guy sure <a href="https:\/\/gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net\/8019B6\/data.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6gcyffqxt1qaisgd.jpg" target="_blank">reminds me of something...</a>
And it won&#039;t even disturb you at all!
Wingnut A: (Grunting) ...I&#039;m in! Wingnut B: (Huffing) ...Me too!
(They&#039;re only fucking themselves, you see)
Repentance that missed His face...?
What&#039;s the prize? A kind of queasiness that never goes away?
Careful where you&#039;re looking! You could lose an eye that way!
Hmmm that guy sure <a href="https:\/\/gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net\/8019B6\/data.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6gcyffqxt1qaisgd.jpg" target="_blank">reminds me of something...</a>
&quot;Innacurate Intercourse&quot;
Yeah, they really might want to go read what their collection of short stories has to say about publicly calling attention to their prayer.
Also, that graphic definitely seems to invite shopping at both ends.
dunno if anyone has posted this yet... <a href="https://securecdn.disqus.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/i...">https://securecdn.disqus.co...
At least &quot;Liking&quot; an FB page shows a result!
If only we could convince them to give up voting in favour of praying....
We ARE talking about the Family Research Council, right? They will never be one of the cool kidz.
I would like to invite any ladies (and particularly pretty men) who are so inclined to fall on their knees before me. For Jeebus!
America&#039;s Mullahs are not amused!
This will be big on Grindr.
Damn it Doc, you just made me projectile expel iced tea after looking at your art project.