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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And it won't even disturb you at all!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wingnut A: (Grunting) ...I'm in! Wingnut B: (Huffing) ...Me too!

(They're only fucking themselves, you see)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Repentance that missed His face...?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What's the prize? A kind of queasiness that never goes away?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Careful where you're looking! You could lose an eye that way!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hmmm that guy sure <a href="https:\/\/gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net\/8019B6\/data.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6gcyffqxt1qaisgd.jpg" target="_blank">reminds me of something...</a>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Innacurate Intercourse"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, they really might want to go read what their collection of short stories has to say about publicly calling attention to their prayer.

Also, that graphic definitely seems to invite shopping at both ends.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

dunno if anyone has posted this yet... <a href="https://securecdn.disqus.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/i...">https://securecdn.disqus.co...

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The Quirk's avatar

At least "Liking" an FB page shows a result!

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WA Bishop's avatar

If only we could convince them to give up voting in favour of praying....

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diogenez's avatar

We ARE talking about the Family Research Council, right? They will never be one of the cool kidz.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I would like to invite any ladies (and particularly pretty men) who are so inclined to fall on their knees before me. For Jeebus!

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diogenez's avatar

America's Mullahs are not amused!

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diogenez's avatar

This will be big on Grindr.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Damn it Doc, you just made me projectile expel iced tea after looking at your art project.

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