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reynard61's avatar

I am, and it's making me very, very happy.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Only murdering one wife? Such self-control.

Zyxomma's avatar

That was a handgun, and it was only one wife.

Dianna Deem's avatar

Profiting off the misfortunes of others: The American Way!

Puipui's avatar

She knows nothing about me, a total con!

Well, at least he's finally admitting that he's a total con.

Puipui's avatar

Also, they like his political views.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Yes, that is true, but there is just too much pain.

rtpoeman's avatar

Because he's the best at dealing with the pain, and softening the blows as he reports it to us.

BadKitty904's avatar

Guilty until proven innocent.

MeanEyedGreenEyed's avatar

add to your upvotes maybe a 1,000, maybe 1,000,000,000