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I am, and it's making me very, very happy.

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Only murdering one wife? Such self-control.

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That was a handgun, and it was only one wife.

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Profiting off the misfortunes of others: The American Way!

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She knows nothing about me, a total con!

Well, at least he's finally admitting that he's a total con.

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Also, they like his political views.

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Yes, that is true, but there is just too much pain.

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Because he's the best at dealing with the pain, and softening the blows as he reports it to us.

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Guilty until proven innocent.

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add to your upvotes maybe a 1,000, maybe 1,000,000,000

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