Praise Geezus, TLC found another meth-fueled megalomaniac desperate for reality teevee fame: Ted Haggard! America's most favorite megachurch megahypocrite will star in his very own teevee special, "Ted Haggard's Alaska," which will feature scenes of Ted Haggard preaching to hobos at his new barn church in Colorado Springs.
Remember, the Nielsen Box doesn't have a Snark Filter. If this putz gets a series, I'm blaming all those who watched "ironically".
And History Channel is now the Nostradamus and UFO channel. So glad I quit cable due to being povertystruck.
Remember, the Nielsen Box doesn't have a Snark Filter. If this putz gets a series, I'm blaming all those who watched "ironically".
I'd watch that channel.
Different organ, perhaps?
When is the reformed-homo-meth-preacher-midget-bigamist-housewife show on again? WHAT?! It doesn't exist yet?
Next stop on our decline: <i>WTF Channel</i> So, which one of us wants to start shopping this idea around?
Hmmm, could I use George Carlin standup to get my ab workout?
No, have not had TV in years. Netflix is nice though.
C-3PO seems like the sort of gay who would make you breakfast in bed, I would take an anal pounding for Eggs Benedict, any day.
Ted needs a career change. May I suggest floor mop for a seedy truck stop bathroom?
I would watch that.