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My nearly middle-aged daughter and her husband up and quit their jobs, went back to school for their class-A licenses, and are team-driving a big Kenworth truck cross-country. They've been dodging northern weather for the last month and finally pulled a couple of loads into the South. She sent me a pix of a heaping plateful of Mexican food yesterday, with the caption: "There was a fantastic taco truck at the terminal in Laredo!"

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Nice. Sounds a lot more proactive than a certain other troll infested commenting system I could mention... *coughkinjacough*

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Please run, Roy. Pretty please.

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she won the popular vote

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Motherfucker Attempted Daughter-Fucker

FTFY

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I was informed today that Wil Wheaton now, is the same age as Patrick Stewart was when ST:TNG started airing.

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The Pride of Alabubbastan

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Of course, it worked with Trump because of voter suppression and a little help from Russia. He'd have lost otherwise. But tens of millions of American citizens did still really, actually, appallingly vote for him, when every living person should have taken one look, listened to one speech, and said "I'd rather vote for a chacma baboon." So try your rotten heart out, Moore.May total humiliation be yours.

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Wait you still gavr that asshole following you around? That's some sick dedication.

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He's just gonna abuse Sassy in his Wild West getup again, isn't he?

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Republicans would never vote for Epstein. His name sounds way too ((globalist)).

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Alabama is becoming the Tornado Alley of the South. Why does God smite Alabama so?

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Lock them up? I read on the Internet that they give them away in Alabama. Proudly. 'Cause those old men are such great marriage prospects.

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Personality tests for job applications are disgusting, invasive bullshit.

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Goddamn, we're old.

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Your "We Didn't Start the Fire" with creeper men was excellent.

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