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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Just as long as nobody starts texting in there, I don't see the problem.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I think a combination bar and firing range. Maybe happy hour deal for a Thompson sub machinegun, a couple of fully-loaded magazines and a pitcher of beer. What could possibly go wrong?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no, but you can shoot an elephant in your pajamas

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That idea has Florida written all over it.

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chascates's avatar

I thought that as well. And sports TVs above the urinals.

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bobbert's avatar

Badkitty mentioned HST. I doubt that the place in SD will be as good as <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/FNEImAIM4L4" target="_blank">this.</a>

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PubOption's avatar

"Let's do shots".

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

<i>"It’s all the things I like: alcohol, tobacco and firearms,” he said.</i>

But no topless dancers?! Without the appropriate amount of female objectification, I can only assume this guy is some kind of sissified girly-man. At least franchise a Hooters, for heavens sake!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Disagreements? This bar has a way of <strike>shutting</strike> shooting them down.

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Lot_49's avatar

How about a mani-pedi concession?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

What? No tractor demolition derby out on the dirt lot in back? Pffft.

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Lot_49's avatar

And what about the poor shut-ins who can't make it to the range?

Not to <a href="http:\/\/www.meggitttrainingsystems.com\/commercial-ranges\/commercial-range-equipment\/road-range.aspx" target="_blank">worry!</a>

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