Fancy Obamas 'Take Their Time' Voting

Here's an exciting video of Michelle and Barack Obama voting at their Chicago polling station for an actual century. Just cold goin' down that ballot and pickin' winners. Really, though, it's just Michelle who takes so goddamn long; Barry finishes his ballot in normal human time, and then he and the children mock her for being weird. Clearly elitist Michelle Obama doesn't understand how real 'merkins vote: pick the president who has the most signs everywhere and then write-in "DONKEY SEX" for the remaining contests. [ YouTube , The Page ]