Fargo, North Dakota, It's A Beautiful Day!

 Thanks to you,darling terrible ones, we are on our way from Montana to our nation's dumb capital to take your guns, kiss the #teens on their faces, and pass out "Impeach" hats like candy! Having survived the crunchy tundra that is the side of the road in Forsyth, Montana, and the frozen wasteland of a Wal-mart parking lot in Jamestown, ND (we accidentally left two days early, guess we should go see your Giant Bison on the way out of town), we are on our way to Fargo to be only one day early for your Tuesday night party! (This is confusing, because I'm the one writing it, but: YOUR PARTY IS STILL TOMORROW, TUESDAY, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE SO MUCH EARLY SO MUCH.)

Here's our itinerary for Week One of our neverending Get Your Guns Off Of My Lawn Tour 2018!

FARGO, North Dakota!Come join us for a beer and a hamburger, at SICKIE’S GARAGE, 3431 Fiechtner Dr S, Fargo, ND, (701) 478-7425.Tues., March 13,6: 30-8 p.m.!

St. Paul, Minnesota!Moscow on the Hill? HILL yeah! I will buy the Russian blinis and potato salads and whatnot, and YOU will buy your own vodka! 371 Selby Ave., St. Paul, MN, (651) 291-1236.Wed., March 14,6-8 p.m.

Madison, Wisconsin!We will be mingling at your comrades' PRIVATE HOME, and will post the address the day before! They are going to give us beer and food and a party, so don't be shy, YOU'LL LIKE IT!Thurs., March 15,let's say 6 to 8: 30 p.m.!

Chicago!Join us for a no-host wine tasting! (That means you pay $25 to drink all the wines, but we buy you nice appetizers! If you ain’t got $25, PLEASE email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com and say YOU WANT TO COME! It's cool, the Wonkette Nation sent good money for you to join us!)Fri., March 16,7: 30-9:30 p.m. at wineHouse, 3164 N. Broadway, in the “Lakeview East” neighborhood.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Sun., March 18.Still sussing out where, because I am like that!

Then we'll be on to Philly, Brooklyn, DC, Baltimore, Morgantown WV, somewhere in Kentucky, Indianapolis, Kansas City, Denver and home! Check this OG link for details! 

And once again, it is your OPEN THREAD!

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