I saw all those little girls and thought "he was going to make his wife keep having babies until a boy came along." So now he's getting another HEIR since only SONS can be HEIRS and girls have to be DISHWASHERS. what a pig.
Bug? Seriously, Bug? Is that his given name, or were his parents not the terrible people that such a name suggest. I bet it isn't. His real name is Franz, isn't it?
That $30,000 could have been wasted on Republican candidates. Or given to the church to waste on airplanes and suits. Or buy some Trump NFTs. Think people!
I saw all those little girls and thought "he was going to make his wife keep having babies until a boy came along." So now he's getting another HEIR since only SONS can be HEIRS and girls have to be DISHWASHERS. what a pig.
Dan Aykroyd weighs in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lwsgASzYk
Fucknuts and fantasies. Bug is batshit.
Hey, anyone who goes by "Bug" has definitely got his act together.
That is the WILDEST lede graf I’ve read in my life, and I was the reigning king of wild ledes.
Bug Hall is where I lived in the 80s.
Fornicating with deadbeats doesn't sound like all that bad a hobby, actually.
Agreed! When can we start fornicating? (Yes, I am a certified deadbeat.)
Irresponsible people can be a lot of fun! Just don't marry them or go into business with them.
You have to fake your own death occasionally, but it’s not boring.
80 acres of rocky, crappy ground in the Ozarks?
Farming genius.
Imagine harvest season.
"There is only one thing that grows on this land, farmers. Farmers grow WEARY!"
Traditionally we grow pot up that way.
Only thing that don't mind the rocks.
that is when the Dishwashers become Potato Diggers.
You can grow some excellent rocks out there.
This is absolutely a guy that I want to mail a bunch of dildos to.
Don't forget the 55 gallon drum of lube.
Bug? Seriously, Bug? Is that his given name, or were his parents not the terrible people that such a name suggest. I bet it isn't. His real name is Franz, isn't it?
"Brandon"
Short for "Bugger".
Fornicating with deadbeats is more of a lifestyle choice Mr. Bug.
nah nah, the band is just deadbeats. “fornicating with deadbeats” is the *record*
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
on the plus side, it makes me want to give (more) money to yer Wonkette.
I’m shocked he didn’t use GiveSendGo!
You can love playing "Oregon Trail" without living it.
Next up: Cholera!
Dysentery is coming for him.
Has he considered purchasing some bootstraps instead of freeloading off of strangers?
I thought we were all supposed to come with bootstraps. Otherwise, telling broke people to lift themselves up by them would just be cruel.
That $30,000 could have been wasted on Republican candidates. Or given to the church to waste on airplanes and suits. Or buy some Trump NFTs. Think people!