"There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the keys the anusburgers the fizzy corn syrup and the whole government, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Teabag Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
Better than Carl's JR? Given I live in Portland, Oregon and I don't eat fast food, but in the 1990's Carl's was way better than Wendy''s.
Uh, you know how bars and liquor stores are kept in business by hopelessly alcoholic regular customers? I kinda think that buffet restaurants and fast food franchises are the same way. Scooterbound lardasses may be their bread and butter (and deep fried battered potato products, etc.).
Old man starved to death one winter in my apartment complex in the late 1980's in rural Oregon when they took away his driver's license, he had been eating at McDonald's for like 30 years after his wife died. He had 100's of thousands of dollars in the bank.
I worked in fast food about 10 years ago during my undergrad days and now the smell just makes me nauseous. The worst is Taco Bell.
"There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the keys the anusburgers the fizzy corn syrup and the whole government, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Teabag Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
Better than Carl's JR? Given I live in Portland, Oregon and I don't eat fast food, but in the 1990's Carl's was way better than Wendy''s.
I've actually seen one with a gun rack on it in Arizona. Can we just give that land back to Mexico?
Uh, you know how bars and liquor stores are kept in business by hopelessly alcoholic regular customers? I kinda think that buffet restaurants and fast food franchises are the same way. Scooterbound lardasses may be their bread and butter (and deep fried battered potato products, etc.).
Old man starved to death one winter in my apartment complex in the late 1980's in rural Oregon when they took away his driver's license, he had been eating at McDonald's for like 30 years after his wife died. He had 100's of thousands of dollars in the bank.
Triple Baconator - you know...I bet we have a president with that name some day.
Robot Wars with people? You is a genius.