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MTE_NYC's avatar

Poor Dr. Fauci having to put up with all this. Then again, all the people he helped with fighting AIDS are people despised by the right. Argggh!

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Mike Conley's avatar

Sounds like how a short-fingered vulgarian would talk

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

This memoir sounds fascinating. I feel so bad that Trump and his gang of moron lickspittles turned Fauci into this lightning rod for controversy. I'll be interested in hearing his own words.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

"The feral possums of the Right..."

FERAL POSSUM LIBELS! Possums may be a weird assemblage, and one of Nature's more whimsical creations, but an unrelated possum will take care of orphaned possum babies. Unlike Republicans.

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Tosca's avatar

"Picture a hailstorm, only the hail is just the word fuck pounding the roof of your house like it’s being fired out of the rotary cannon of an F-35."

I'm Australian, this is daily life. But yeah, not appropriate language from the President of the United States of America to a top government official.

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3FingerPete's avatar

I have always considered "fair dinkum" profanity.

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Wojciech's avatar

did Tony Robbins make Smelvis walk barefoot over heated rocks?

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Chimp's avatar

The F-35 is okay, I guess, but it's got nothing on the Fucking-A-10 Warthog.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

I think it's interesting how the Air Force leadership always wants to get rid of the A-10 for much more expensive planes that aren't versatile, cost billions more, and can't do close air support.

The other branches love the A-10 and don't care for the top gun doesn't work bullshit that makes the Air Force hard.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

An Army friend of mine said the same thing about the Hummer - the Chevy trucks they used performed much better, cheaper and could fit in the smaller European streets.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

What about those robo-machine guns in The Matrix? I don't know the exact specs, but must be somewhere around a gazillion rounds a second.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

OK now I will have to cut back on my usage of fuck every 5 words or so.

This might just be just the thing to motivate me.

I don't want people to think I am emulating Trump.

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"M"'s avatar

I thought the same earlier today 😊

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Old Pal's avatar

Lesson learned from the COVID pandemic: asking Americans to modify their behavior for the common good is political suicide. If this bird flu thing takes off, we are all dead.

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LP's avatar

And this could apply to *any* sort of national crisis.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Which is why we got squat for EVs here and they are everywhere in Portugal; BMWs, VW IDs, Audis, MBs...

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SethTriggs's avatar

President Klan Robe, ever the vulgarian.

And he is determined to strike in America this Fall. The counter is us, each one teach one and get them to the polls. Have your voting plan together as well, www.vote.org because there's always suppression out there.

Mount up!

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

The man is a demented moron and a pathological liar. Someone should either write a book or make a movie called "Donny's World".

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Tessie's avatar

"Picture a hailstorm, only the hail is just the word fuck pounding the roof of your house like it’s being fired out of the rotary cannon of an F-35."

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We all lived more or less near each other when I was growing up.

One day, I was walking past my aunt and uncle's house, and Cousin Garlic was out front trying to fix his piece of crap car.

I was like, "What's the matter with your car, Cuz?"

He gestures with exasperation and yells, "THE FUCKIN' FUCK WON'T FUCK!"

The sad thing is, I knew EXACTLY what he meant.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

During apartment living, I amused myself with the couple next door who could use that and SHIT as a noun, verb, adjective and adverb. Constantly.

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Major Kong's avatar

The French do the same with "merde".

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I fucking hate it when the fuckin' fuck won't fuck.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

gotta fix the fucker.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

As long as the fuckin' fuck doesn't fall the fuck off!

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Cajun Kid's avatar

At least Trump had the two synapses firing that told him firing Dr Fauci would make TRUMP look bad.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Republican Presidents : B-movie Actor; Delinquent Son; Felon. Democratic Presidents : Rhodes Scholar; Constitutional Scholar; Career Politician. 🤔 Which party to choose...

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Well, Bush Sr. wasn't a total loser, having flown torpedo planes in the Pacific. But he was the personification of dweeb and not especially distinguished, to say the least.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Bush the Elder seemed a decent chap — as decent as an ex-CIA director can be — but as a single-term blinding Five Rob Roy hangover from Reagan, I discount him. To use his own words: “Nah gonna doit”. Latin? For something?

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Easterncedar's avatar

Don’t forget the nuclear submarine officer.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Do Trump's kids! Jr alone would be worth the price of admission.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Jr. is proof that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Or the clap.

"I got it from the toilet seat,

I got it from the toilet seat!

It jumped right up [zip!]

and grabbed my meat!"

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Hank Napkin's avatar

“…grabbed my meat” doesn’t explain how Mr. Trump got it…

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

THAT is very phunny!

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I blame reality TV. Everything is entertainment now when it should be the opposite.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

“Everything I know I know because of Real Housewives of the Mesozoic…”

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VwllssWndr's avatar

The party of the common man, naturally. Don't want those elitists in charge! They don't understand real America.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

You mean ‘Murka? Odd Glory U.S. spells “us” ‘Murka?

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Eva Porter's avatar

Ugh, and yet this fucker is still leading Biden in most polls. WE (Americans) are the fucking stupid ones.

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DDB9000's avatar

As I have pointed out befrore, the New York Times pols are done in concert with Siena College, which is a rightwing school, as they say is rooted in its identity as a Franciscan and Catholic institution.

They do have a minor in Communications with a Journalaism track, but their main tie to jousrnalism is the scam polls that they and the NYT put out. They CANNOT BE TRUSTED

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Also, Sienna is full of groomers.

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DDB9000's avatar

I did not know that, but I'm not surprised.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Eh, there are HUGE problems with the methodology and reporting of polls right now, so it's not really worth focusing on them. Let's all just focus on getting our butts to the polls, and getting good information out there. :)

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Yeah, I’d like to see the Venn diagram of likely voters, likely Democrat voters, and people with landlines.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

You should throw Life Alert in there too. "Help! I'm white & I can't shut up!!"

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Pisto75666's avatar

"The problem was that what Fauci said to that journalist got misreported and twisted on the Internet as Dr. Fauci says the covid vaccine only offers protection for a short period of time. Naturally, the feral possums of the Right — and we’re including multiple elected officials here — went nuts."

Has NO ONE ever had a flu shot? Or been vaccinated for school? JFC

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Everything is about absolutes with them. And, there are no absolutes about anything. They still cling to a binary universe in an analog world.

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DDB9000's avatar

Do they ever give them in MAGAland?

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Tessie's avatar

I worked in the administrative offices of a teaching hospital for several years.

My boss was a VERY dedicated doctor who was also a very kind person.

One person was being a total Karen -- with some justification, since her 8 year old kid was the patient, and she wanted to make sure everything was as it should be -- about tests, medications, procedures, etc.

He tried to explain it as carefully and patiently as possible, and finally said, "Ma'am, NO test is 100% perfect all the time. NO medicine is 100% perfect all the time. NO procedure is 100% perfect all the time. Anybody who tells you otherwise is not telling you the truth."

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VwllssWndr's avatar

The right-wing paranoid delusion about the Covid vaccine was that it was some new gene-altering voodoo that wasn't a vaccine.

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Pisto75666's avatar

That would put microchips in us and control our brains etc. etc etc. I remember

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Well, it wasn't voodoo when Trump was going to get all the credit for the vaccine. But when it was clear he shouldn't get all the credit, something changed.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Something changed when his cult members started dying and he realized some of those cult members actually VOTE.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

Yeah, like how the GOP is trying to convince people that mail-in ballots are okay now that it's biting them in the ass.

Good luck trying to un-brainwash those people.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Yep. Once the horse is out of the barn, you can't exactly coax it back in.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Not any more.

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