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Now we know what Tina Belcher did before she joined the cast of Bob's Burgers.

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Why don't you care about my blood pressure?

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Okay, positively compare Donald to Dick? Challenge accepted!

Donald is at least somewhat subtle in his anti-Semitism, at least compared to Nixon. And at least Donald was smart enough to stay out of Vietnam; Nixon escalated it. And Dick at least pretended to like dogs.

Nailed it!

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Please, I don't listen to base rumors or idle gossip.

Just give me the juicy facts!!

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Oh, I think Karen Carpenter can take some of the blame.

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Proof once again that the 60's were not kind to hair styles.

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Damn! We'll never find out about the aliens at Roswell!

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Actually, when it came to being a paranoid, scheming sonovabitch, Dick Nixon was head and (slumped) shoulders over Trump.

At least Nixon was educated, served his country during wartime, and earned the money he made - whether through poker playing, showing up to his job as an elected representative, or maintaining slush funds throughout his political career.

Trump has never been anything more than an overgrown. spoiled rotten asshole who never worked a day in his life, and has spent that life believing that he deserved what he has and only deserves more. Fuck him with Nixon's dick.

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Trump would run a police state. He said he would use torture. The press has been at great pains to convince us Trump is not a fascist, like he invented some new thing. He didn't.

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The FBI has a long history of being on the far right of American politics and a history of overt racism. Have they changed in recent years?

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"Tyler Perry Presents: Boo! A Madea Dystopian Hellscape."

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Eeeee

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It's like Homeland.

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The only thing useful it has done in a year.

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Read the "files", there's only one pdf and it's so heavily redacted, as they said it was in The Vault, it's 100% unreadable. Has nothing, zero, to do with the Clinton Foundation. The "files" were made in 2001, case closed 2005.

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I enjoyed reading Pladimir Vutin's quote in a heavy Russian accent. Fortunately for the Wonketariat, (a) I am easily amused -- it keeps me from bothering others accept for annoying giggles and occasional guffaws -- and (b) it can't be heard in the comments, which aren't allowed.

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