Poor young dudebro Rep. Aaron Schock, the hot stud millennial soon-to-be-ex congressman. After weeks of drip-drip-dripping details about his questionable use of campaign funds, maybe he thought announcing his resignation would make all the raised-eyebrow articles and questions about alleged ethics violations and (also hey, what is up with the personal photographer and travel companion taking those super-model pics of him?) stop.
I wonder if he is going to be Instagraming photos from Joliett of him and Bubba with a "u"? I don't know why anyone say that, although some people might.
What I don't get is that he's been in office for 6 years. So why is this coming all out now (no pun intended)? I mean the first I heard of him was the Downton Abbey office. If he hadn't pulled that would he still be under investigation?
Did he have a mental break and decided he was through living a lie, or did the power get to his head?
I wonder if he is going to be Instagraming photos from Joliett of him and Bubba with a "u"? I don't know why anyone say that, although some people might.
What I don't get is that he's been in office for 6 years. So why is this coming all out now (no pun intended)? I mean the first I heard of him was the Downton Abbey office. If he hadn't pulled that would he still be under investigation?
Did he have a mental break and decided he was through living a lie, or did the power get to his head?
Karl Rove?
/ btw we gave him a Turdblossom button at his talk in Dallas this week.
It's more like he bought lobster with stolen food stamps. Which makes it alright, probably.
Why would I not be surprised if Special Snowflake Schock comes out as gay, then blames his problems on a "witch hunt?"
He'll have the grandest cell of all.
He'll wait till he gets out of prison then claim it made him gay.
Dr. Richard Kimble?
I don't watch Downton Abby. Did he at least nail it with the office remodeling?
Penn State frat boys?
Hasn't Issa been 'rehomed' to a different committee? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
I'll betcha the medical billing clerk is driving a Honda, not a Mercedes....
8 is out now? I've been anxiously waiting ever since the cliff hanger ending in 7!
I don't think his roommate, Spike, will go along with that.
They sure support comedians with material though.
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