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bud28dy's avatar

I wonder if he is going to be Instagraming photos from Joliett of him and Bubba with a "u"? I don't know why anyone say that, although some people might.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

What I don't get is that he's been in office for 6 years. So why is this coming all out now (no pun intended)? I mean the first I heard of him was the Downton Abbey office. If he hadn't pulled that would he still be under investigation?

Did he have a mental break and decided he was through living a lie, or did the power get to his head?

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weejee πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Karl Rove?

/ btw we gave him a Turdblossom button at his talk in Dallas this week.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's more like he bought lobster with stolen food stamps. Which makes it alright, probably.

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Ergoetal's avatar

Why would I not be surprised if Special Snowflake Schock comes out as gay, then blames his problems on a "witch hunt?"

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

He'll have the grandest cell of all.

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Jeamonn's avatar

He'll wait till he gets out of prison then claim it made him gay.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Dr. Richard Kimble?

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Jeamonn's avatar

I don't watch Downton Abby. Did he at least nail it with the office remodeling?

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chicken thief's avatar

Penn State frat boys?

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chicken thief's avatar

Hasn't Issa been 'rehomed' to a different committee? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'll betcha the medical billing clerk is driving a Honda, not a Mercedes....

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chicken thief's avatar

8 is out now? I've been anxiously waiting ever since the cliff hanger ending in 7!

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I don't think his roommate, Spike, will go along with that.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

They sure support comedians with material though.

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Bill Slider's avatar

More Wonkette writers also, too.

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