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badphairy's avatar

She couldn't even convert adult Christians, she had to resort to brainwashing foster kids.

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That's because gay men and black women are the best hairdressers.

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badphairy's avatar

More likely to be MRSA, which works fine by me.

(I've actually seen post-tat MRSA, it's bubbly, green, foul-smelling, and altogether unattractive. Yay working in the ER!)

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badphairy's avatar

*loud frightened whinny*

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badphairy's avatar

Or an Arabic accent...

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badphairy's avatar

I miss Craig and Geoff :(

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Wait, they wanted to do this because of their religion? Is this another example of the infringement of sincerely-held religious belief that we've been hearing so much about, lately?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I knew a couple of Catholic girls in high school

IYKWIM

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AzertyQwerty's avatar

Off-topic but close enough to mention another Chaney: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Peter Principle's avatar

Right, because everything else about them screams, "Genius!"

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Catholic girls are HAWT! I should know, I'm married to one.

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willi0000000's avatar

just leave him alone and it'll do that all by itself.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Even Photoshop cannot save face when it has nothing to start with. They could re-tint to kill the fluorescent glare but why bother?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Vahalla we are coming. In about 10 - 20 years.

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doktorzoom's avatar

With their tiny little mustaches?

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LadyLaz's avatar

Gah! Stop humiliating me Virginia. I bet I went to school with these guys older brothers.

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