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badphairy's avatar

She couldn't even convert adult Christians, she had to resort to brainwashing foster kids.

badphairy's avatar

That's because gay men and black women are the best hairdressers.

badphairy's avatar

More likely to be MRSA, which works fine by me.

(I've actually seen post-tat MRSA, it's bubbly, green, foul-smelling, and altogether unattractive. Yay working in the ER!)

badphairy's avatar

*loud frightened whinny*

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Or an Arabic accent...

badphairy's avatar

I miss Craig and Geoff :(

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Wait, they wanted to do this because of their religion? Is this another example of the infringement of sincerely-held religious belief that we've been hearing so much about, lately?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I knew a couple of Catholic girls in high school

IYKWIM

AzertyQwerty's avatar

Off-topic but close enough to mention another Chaney: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Peter Principle's avatar

Right, because everything else about them screams, "Genius!"

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Catholic girls are HAWT! I should know, I'm married to one.

willi0000000's avatar

just leave him alone and it'll do that all by itself.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Even Photoshop cannot save face when it has nothing to start with. They could re-tint to kill the fluorescent glare but why bother?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Vahalla we are coming. In about 10 - 20 years.

doktorzoom's avatar

With their tiny little mustaches?

LadyLaz's avatar

Gah! Stop humiliating me Virginia. I bet I went to school with these guys older brothers.