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cessnadriver's avatar

Apparently the fibbies raided old hydiehole's property today.

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The hat is hiding his wok.

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cessnadriver's avatar

I once met a repiglikkkan woman who believed Mt. Rushmore is a naturally-occurring phenomenon.

Liberturdians are actually stupider.

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Dr. Maddow called the mango maggot and mother's boi "bonnie and clyde".

Little donnisita is bonnie.

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sarafina's avatar

Because they were all useless boobs, and most useless, Betsy DeVos, is still there?

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sarafina's avatar

If it's what you say, I love it.

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Ms Cast's avatar

Nice, but I meant Putin. His cabinet resigned last week.

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Really Loud Jews for Jesus, right?

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Ms Cast's avatar

Their skills might come in handy in the future.

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Ms Cast's avatar

Sometimes “yes”.

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Ms Cast's avatar

Is it still a trial if nobody shows?

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Ms Cast's avatar

Too late to prevent the taint.

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Ms Cast's avatar

And has since stated that he is not a full time impeachment lawyer for the President of the United States.

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sarafina's avatar

Oops. I read about that but the shitshow in Washington is more top of mind for me.

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mailman27's avatar

Trump wants one of them giant hats. Also, too "Can you imagine if Obama did this," part No. !,215,742

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David Brian's avatar

I got a laugh when everyone was pumping up Comey to do wonders for the country and then Mueller. Like said here a few times already - I'll applaud when I'm shown something to applaud those guys for doing something great. Nope, I never did get to clap my hands.

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