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Apparently the fibbies raided old hydiehole's property today.

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The hat is hiding his wok.

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I once met a repiglikkkan woman who believed Mt. Rushmore is a naturally-occurring phenomenon.

Liberturdians are actually stupider.

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Dr. Maddow called the mango maggot and mother's boi "bonnie and clyde".

Little donnisita is bonnie.

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Because they were all useless boobs, and most useless, Betsy DeVos, is still there?

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If it's what you say, I love it.

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Nice, but I meant Putin. His cabinet resigned last week.

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Really Loud Jews for Jesus, right?

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Their skills might come in handy in the future.

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Sometimes “yes”.

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Is it still a trial if nobody shows?

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Too late to prevent the taint.

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And has since stated that he is not a full time impeachment lawyer for the President of the United States.

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Oops. I read about that but the shitshow in Washington is more top of mind for me.

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Trump wants one of them giant hats. Also, too "Can you imagine if Obama did this," part No. !,215,742

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I got a laugh when everyone was pumping up Comey to do wonders for the country and then Mueller. Like said here a few times already - I'll applaud when I'm shown something to applaud those guys for doing something great. Nope, I never did get to clap my hands.

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