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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

♪♫ "On the first day of Constitutional-Crisis Christmas, Bob Mueller gave to meeeee...." ♪♫

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Arolpin's avatar

That's it! Thank you. I have written a note to myself to remember it next time I go out for Korean BBQ. (I introduced the Arol-twins a few weeks ago, and they were fans.)

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Tetsu Kaba “Mask it or casket”'s avatar

i do but they have tremors or dementia.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Oooooh, put a snake behind the toilet paper. One of those snakes with vote venom.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

You're hired. We need all twelve days, stat.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

"I'm dreaming of a Constitutional Crisis Christmas....""It's beginning to look like Constitutional Crisis Christmas"

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

ГРУСТНЫЙ!

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James Smith's avatar

The Russians are coming ... in Trump's mouth

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Kooolest G's avatar

in a normal administration, you would have an oliver north type who would take the fall for the big guy, but these are all rich kid weasels, so all of them will roll on the boss if it means 1 less day of jail time for them.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Wait until the Dems take control of Congress next year.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He does have access to the red button.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I say I like your efficiency. The holidays are mostly about renewing old hostilities anyway.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That's because they've been poisoned with that idea, and no one has called them on the bullshit.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Lizard hind brain.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

*Hissssssssssss!*

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That looks more like Ted Cruz than Obama on the cookie.

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