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♪♫ "On the first day of Constitutional-Crisis Christmas, Bob Mueller gave to meeeee...." ♪♫

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That's it! Thank you. I have written a note to myself to remember it next time I go out for Korean BBQ. (I introduced the Arol-twins a few weeks ago, and they were fans.)

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i do but they have tremors or dementia.

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Oooooh, put a snake behind the toilet paper. One of those snakes with vote venom.

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You're hired. We need all twelve days, stat.

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"I'm dreaming of a Constitutional Crisis Christmas....""It's beginning to look like Constitutional Crisis Christmas"

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ГРУСТНЫЙ!

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The Russians are coming ... in Trump's mouth

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in a normal administration, you would have an oliver north type who would take the fall for the big guy, but these are all rich kid weasels, so all of them will roll on the boss if it means 1 less day of jail time for them.

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Wait until the Dems take control of Congress next year.

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He does have access to the red button.

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I say I like your efficiency. The holidays are mostly about renewing old hostilities anyway.

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That's because they've been poisoned with that idea, and no one has called them on the bullshit.

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Lizard hind brain.

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*Hissssssssssss!*

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That looks more like Ted Cruz than Obama on the cookie.

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