The Federal Communications Commission voted to uphold Net Neutrality today, guaranteeing either that Internet Service Providers can't charge content providers different rates to transmit their data, or possibly that Freedom is Dead Forever, again.
Dear John Boehner: wow, that's a pretty secret plan all right. Those bureaucrats outsmarted everybody by discussing the issue then voting on it in public. Very sly.
So now the libertarians will have a big sad over net neutrality and express their sad on a worldwide computer network they do not own and did not create. That should fry every irony detection meter within the quadrant.
I really think Comcast and AT&T should decide who gets to see what, when, and how easily, on the Internet. In fact, I think we should disband the federal government entirely and put Comcast and AT&T in charge of everything.
Someone needs to convince the pickled tangerine that it would cost him more money for this privatized scheme than the current 'net thus eating into his alcohol and cigarette funds. We'd have net neutrality forever in that case...
Dear John Boehner: wow, that's a pretty secret plan all right. Those bureaucrats outsmarted everybody by discussing the issue then voting on it in public. Very sly.
So now the libertarians will have a big sad over net neutrality and express their sad on a worldwide computer network they do not own and did not create. That should fry every irony detection meter within the quadrant.
Maybe they can take comfort in the fact that we are all still very much subject to the surveillance state.
Oh now I get it! Thank you!
The evil state built it.
They just can't process that one little fact.
If it's a hex, it's certainly not Ginny Weasley's bat-bogey hex.
I really think Comcast and AT&T should decide who gets to see what, when, and how easily, on the Internet. In fact, I think we should disband the federal government entirely and put Comcast and AT&T in charge of everything.
Ted Cruz said this was just Obamacare for the Internet. Oy.
If this response was put out by Boehners ppl...they're doing it wrong! Unless being paid under the table by cable!
Just in time for the new season of House of Cards, thank god.
I think someone better Shut Down the Government™ stat
Obama had all this planned when he time-machined that Communications Act back in 1934
It's almost like the internet is...A SECRET GOVERNMENT PROGRAM!!!11!!!!!11!!!
Someone needs to convince the pickled tangerine that it would cost him more money for this privatized scheme than the current 'net thus eating into his alcohol and cigarette funds. We'd have net neutrality forever in that case...
Rule 34?
This actually makes me genuinely happy! Yay us!