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Got it!

I still hate it, though.

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I love that Betty is now the designer on LOVE IT OR LIST IT.

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Set someone straight? During Pride Month? I'm doing this wrong!

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You missed Mein Kampf? Check the future leader's comments in Chapter 2 in the section entitled "Transformation into an Anti-Semite." There you see "The cleanliness of these people ,moral and otherwise, I must say is a point in itself."It gets worse. Way worse. Like "was there any form of filth, or profligacy, particularly in cultural life, without at least one Jew involved in it." And then, worse still.

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I love "I thought this was private" as an excuse for advocating murder.

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Hahahaha! I didn't even think of that!!!

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Sarcasm? On the wonkette?Fetch me may clutchin' pearls, I feel a spell coming on!

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Wow, life and death in the slave states is so much more interesting than here. BTW, does being the mayor of some jerkwater slave state town automatically confer bigotry bona fides or does the candidate have to work at it? Will Carbon Hill, Alabama be eliminated by climate change legislation or will it become a place of legend like Toad Lick, Ark.

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I'll bet the only exception to that would be former state Chief Justices who ran for US Senate.

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Tell him get them tattooed on his ass and the we'll talk.

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Report said that the woman appeared intoxicated.

Well, knock me over with a feather!

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And having a hooker for a beard was a nice touch!

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Alabama has a very important role to play in the tragi-comedy known as the USA. It is to serve as a bad example of just about everything wrong with the whole country.

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They probably have a speed trap as the primary revenue raising program.

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"Yer tawkin' SOCIMALIZM, ya dag-burned ee-lee-tist!"

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Alabama exists for Georgia to look down upon, and for Mississippi to aspire to.

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