Fear Will Keep Them In Line ... Fear of This Death Ray

The latest victory plan in the War On Terror comes from the Bush Administration's mole at the Air Force, Secretary Michael W. Wynne. And it's sure to succeed! Wynne wants to use "non lethal weapons" on civilian populations ... in the United States! It gets better. Wynne actually announced that the Pentagon should "test" these death-ray machines on Americans in "crowd-control situations."

That's right, hippies: Your next march on Washington is going to be a leetle bit painful. But then your brain will explode just like the space monsters in "Mars Attacks!"

In closing, if you have any big ideas about storming the White House and hanging them all, you might want to put down the bong and get busy.

 Swastika crawls up Air Force chief's ass; dies [Hammer of Truth]

Air Force boss: Let's test weapons on American citizens [Capitol Hill Blue]

 Nonlethal weapons touted for use on U.S. citizens [AP]